ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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