so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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