Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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