Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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