Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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