This is the high leading the old right now
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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