Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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