i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just made out with a guy for $7.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
This toilet bowl is my home.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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