I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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