I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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