She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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