Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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