shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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