I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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