ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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