if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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