The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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