I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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