He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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