I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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