i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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