he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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