A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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