were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Randomize
