Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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