life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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