So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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