arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I still have a little drunk in my system
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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