How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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