Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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