Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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