How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
