YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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