I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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