I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Randomize
