Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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