My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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