i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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