You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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