I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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