So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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