let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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