Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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