even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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