some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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