How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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