I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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