Having a random hookup so left but love u
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
