is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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