Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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