White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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