everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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