with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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